JOKES

The teacher asked a pupil:
"What happened in 1564?"
"William shakespeare was born,"the pupil answered.
"And what happened in 1569?"
"William Shakespeare celebrated his fifth birthday,"the pupil answered.

JOKES

Mary:"What is your worst sin?"
Lily:"my vanity.Ispend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty."
Mary:"that isn·t vanity,that is imagination."