jueves, 1 de septiembre de 2011

JOKES

The teacher asked a pupil:
"What happened in 1564?"
"William shakespeare was born,"the pupil answered.
"And what happened in 1569?"
"William Shakespeare celebrated his fifth birthday,"the pupil answered.

9 comentarios:

  1. MEDIO ENTENDÍ: SHAKESPEARE NACIÓ EN ESTA FECHA?
    UN ABRAZO

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  2. Uma boa resposta para quem não sabe a resposta.
    Um grande beijo do Brasil

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  3. :D hilarious

    following your amazing blog

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  4. Multumesc Taio
    ...si scuze ca abia acum iti raspund la mesaj. Am fost la Mosie (http://gratziela-retete.blogspot.com/2011/09/la-mosie.html),iar acolo nu am semnal 3G sau GPRS decat sporadic si foarte slab (zona de munte). Dar de cum am citit mesajul tau m-am grabit sa-ti multumesc pentru vizita. Fotografiile sunt facute de mine, dar poeziile semnate Traian Arhip Zeletin sunt ale bunului meu tata care s-a hotarat sa plece "acasa", unde ne vom intalni candva.
    Oricum, imi face o deosebita placere vizita ta.
    Un week-end cat mai linistit si placut.
    cu drag,

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  5. Buenas noches!!
    Te pido disculpa por la tardanza en contestarte
    Tienes un espacio precioso
    Un abrazo

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